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221stepstobakerstreet:

"he’s the murderer" the cop on tv says

"no it isn’t," i say, "we’ve still got twenty minutes left"

7 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 137,393 notes

kiss-da-girl:

adele-dazeems-cheekbones:

krystal-cage:

Some people were a little confused so I made this.

Good, I thought I was the only one to think this

THANK YOU I HAD TO EXPLAIN THIS SO MANY TIMES

7 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 71,657 notes
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georgesus:

Prince George meets a bilby named after him at Taronga Zoo in Sydney

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nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

7 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 95,630 notes
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directiontoperfecti0n:

Bill Hader on his SNL audition

8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 37,958 notes

danisnotonlsd:

robots-and-electric-sheep:

whitmerule:

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

And you never know who’s a creep just waiting to turn you into a sex object, not bother to learn a thing about you as a person, and just label you either ‘slut’ or ‘bitch’.
… Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean YOU of course. You must be a Nice Guy. I can tell by the way you decided a woman you don’t know is a bitch based on the fact that her experience has led her to default to ‘hell no get away from me’ when a random guy she doesn’t know pushes into her space to offer her something she doesn’t want in the obvious hope of being repaid with Good Guy Points (i. e., sex).

jfc guys 

you all do realize that the girl he’s supposed to be on a date with? that bucky set them up and they were supposed to be on a double date? and she was acting like that because steve wasnt all hunky or hot or ‘worthy of her’?

did you guys even watch this fucking movie?

steve wasnt some random dude offering her some popcorn on some creepy shit (and if he was her reaction would have been completely justified), he was her date and he was trying to be nice. and its not like she went “no thanks man”  or something like that.she just sneered and looked away. while ignoring him the entire time because of how he looked. see how he’s just shoved behind them like that? yea, she clearly is ignoring him.

so yea, it was VERY fucking rude of her.

jfc. wtf is up with the fucking people on this website

OH MY GOD HE OFFERED FUCKING POPCORN, HE DIDN’T WANT TO RAPE HER BECAUSE HE GAVE HER POPCORN SHUT THE FUCK UP TUMBLR JESUS CHRIST.

8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 62,136 notes
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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

he’s like a teenage girl at a sleepover

8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 28,926 notes

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

8 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 243,642 notes

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

1 day ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 362,141 notes

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

1 day ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 850,438 notes

# a c t i n g

1 day ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 7,731 notes